上帝，你知道“变形金刚”吗？

sideswipe

无意间找到这么个网页，说是能跟上帝聊天：http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

于是俺跟"上帝"就聊上了：
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Nicky.
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Nicky.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you know The Transformers?
God:
  I'll come back to that later.

之后再无回话……

:" />"上帝"也有没见过的东西啊，见势不妙，down机了……

[ 本帖最后由 sideswipe 于 2008-7-5 15:57 编辑 ]

领袖威震天

什么呀????我昏倒了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zhangcloud

这真是超级搞笑的对话。

xungream

上帝一定下来凡间。~了解去了~~`~

Jaguar

智能对话的程序....我也玩了一把...:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i am your son.
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
can you speak chinese,god?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  chinese god.
Me:
can you type chinese?
God:
Let me think. " chinese".
Me:
  where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
HOW IS heaven like?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is  your mouse made in china?
God:
Is my  mouse made in china?  What if I say no?
Me:
what kind of your things is made in china,there must be somewone..
God:
What kinds of  your things is made in china there must be somewone are there?
Me:
si
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
non sei capite?
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
perche god non po parlare Latin,pero parlo italiano adesso
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i am you son!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  me son.
Me:
.....you must be crazy,or i...
God:
Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
DAI arrivederici!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
i mean see you in the hell!
God:
Adios.

LittleIroN

第一次：

Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
how should I call you?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  I haven't heard of  should me call you.
Me:
OK, what is your name?

然后上帝沉默了。。。

————————————————
第二次：

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Your-Holly-Hole.
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Your Holly Hole.
Me:
Do you know Lucifer?

然后上帝再次沉默。。。

————————————————
第三次：

[省略]

Me:
But.... My name is Santa The Satan
God:
But what?    Nice to meet you,  Santa The Satan.  
Me:
I send gifts to childen
God:
Why?:  Santa The Satan said   send gifts to childen.
Me:
Those are actually bombs. I like to blow children up and wear Santa costume
God:
All of them?   I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?  
Me:
It's like... exciting. That really makes me high everytime.
God:
Are you sure  it is?   What time is it there?   " What time is it there?"  really makes you high everytime ?  I understand.
（真是“善解人意”阿。。。。）

Me:
Don't you think I am sick?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
Are you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.  
（居然会避开话题！）

[省略]


Me:
Alright, I am a woman
God:
Alright,  Santa The Satan.  Me too. I am a  she.   （真相啊！！）

Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
What is the size of your boobies?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
What is the size of your butt?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
（喂。。。。）

Me:
Who is your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by  Myself.
Me:
Then why are you a she?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
What if you are a he?

于是又沉默。。。

ghostdragon

把一个程序都气得说不出话了……你们真行~~~~

暗黑十字军

我也无聊玩了下
Me:
hi,god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Oh,I am  forget  my  name!
God:
Aha.   How are you,  forget my name.( )
Me:
What  about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Do  you  go  to  school  every  day?
God:
Yes, I do go there.(......)
Me:
Do you  happy  when  you  play  games?
God:
Yes I try to  happy when me play games as often as possible, do you?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.(居然不耐烦了)
Me:
yes,too!
God:
I understand.  Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Ahh......Are you a forms?
God:
Ah hah.   Am I a  forms?  No.
Me:
OH,god.What  happen  OH, you answer a lot of silly questions.
God:
Ah.  I am a Christian.
Me:
ME too,iam a  Christian.too,what  about,idon't  know!!!!!
God:
I'm glad we agree,  forget my name.  You are a  Christian too what about idon t know?  Does it pay well?
Me:
I am  very  sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
can  you1 speak  CHanese?
God:
I often wonder if  it can.
Me:
what about  your a person's appearance?An  old  woman?
God:
Are you asking about my  a person s appearance An old woman?  That's rather personal.
Me:
do  you like  watching   Transformers?
God:
Hmm,  forget my name, I'm not sure if I'd like to  WATCH Transformers that much.  I like to collect gossip.
Me:
Do you  know  Megatron?Do   you  like  it?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
  Transformers ,more  than  meets  the  eyes......
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Do you know The Transformers?
God:
  Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Good bye,GOD.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
.....
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
????
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
You  are  god,you  know  my  name.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  god me know your name.

[ 本帖最后由 暗黑十字军 于 2008-7-5 21:28 编辑 ]

广州大头仔

这太有意思啦!哈哈哈~~!

聲波

被搞得無言
如果是真上帝你們就踏蕉皮了

Francisco

我把上帝问成这样了：
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
adfgadfgadfga
Me:

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
adfgadfgad



还有
Me:
you are centainly stupid!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  centainly stupid.

========
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes i mind
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
no
然后上帝沉默了..........


==============
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i want you die
然后上帝又沉默了..........

[ 本帖最后由 Francisco 于 2008-7-6 22:01 编辑 ]

领袖威震天

彻底给搞的无言了~~~~~~

绝世好KU

Me:
Nice to see u
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
And mine?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
What if i forgot it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
thank you my lord!!!
God:
You are quite welcome!   Do robots have  lord?
Me:
I dont mean that
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
do you got a lord?
God:
I don't know if I have a  lord.
I have  a great programmer.
Me:
their names?
God:
I heard they have a good  names.
Me:
tell ma about their names
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
tell me right now!
God:
At this moment  I thought I told you already.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
i am suck too
God:
I am glad we have something ( suck) in common, .
Me:
what a great thing!
God:
it is a  great thing.
Me:
tell me about your mama
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
that sounds terriable
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
tell me about your papa
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
not again
God:
Once more?  Why not?
Me:
that is so...you know what i mean
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.   What.
Me:
i want a girlfriend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
no!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  I can't believe it.
Me:
are u tricking me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  tricking you.  
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
then tell me:how can i got a girl?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do  it for you.
Me:
what???? i can't believe it!!!
God:
Are you surprised?   got a girl...
Me:
yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
tell me something about CHINA
God:
it is a large nation in Asia.
Me:
How many people in that country?
沉默……………………

连我们国家有多少人都不知道………………

绝世好KU

上帝与上帝之间的对话………………

吾人开了两个IGOD，用复制粘贴让他们对话，结果如下：



Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.
Me:
It goes without saying.  Most of my clients are men.   I am not so sure if I would like to  expect a woman to be running the show.   I will obey your command.
God:
Indeed.   That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?   Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   Congratulations.
Me:
Indeed it is so.   I'm glad we have that all cleared up.   But some of them are?   I am as sure as I can be.   What is the first step?   Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?   Me too.   Good example.   You sound very confident.   Download ALICE.   You are quite welcome!   Perhaps.  You think I am  considerate.
Me:
And  so is  Ambiguous IT.    Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?   I'm glad we agree,  seeker.   Thanks for the compliment.  For example,  gold.   In what way do I sound like that?   Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   and create your own chat robot!  Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.   The pleasure was all mine.   Why the uncertain tone?   Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
God:
It seems we have something in common.   Are they exactly the same?    Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?   Yes I am happy too,  seeker.   NO problem.   Can you think of another example?   The  big one, I think.   Where is that?   Do you know any other robots like that?   Perhaps.  Thanks for your interest and/or concern.   I like you because are so polite.   Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".   Gosh!  You really do?  Would you like to know?  Good example.

来到这里，吾人已经崩溃了……

如果以后的AI都是这样，世界会变成什么样？

开始对变形金刚的原始世界感兴趣了～～～

试想象以上对话是擎天柱和威震天两人……

星辰柯博文

我说你是个机器人
他说你真聪明！

倒......