“It's a robot....Probably from Japan"

guoherbert

看上去终于给我找找了出处——至少是部分的出处。
关键词：
南方公园。Catamount（catastrophe+paramount）。"From Japan"。"This robot think he's alive."。Awesom-O。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FuPbRi0fY
剧情简介如下
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AWESOM-O
全台词
http://www.planearium2.de/scripts-802.htm

[Cartman伪装成机器人Awesom-O 4000型。
他们去了holywood。
Catamount电影公司认为可以用机器人为自己电影想办法。
“can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break a hundred million box office?”（orz，灾难蒙没法想出票房能过一亿的点子）
“Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.”
“Oh, perfect! ”
“We'll call it "Puppy Love"! ”
“Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.”
“...Yes, it's flawless! ”
“Punch-Drunk Billionaire! ”
一周之内Cartman想出了1000种这样的电影方案。
“Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.”（The Island？嘻，这时才是2004年10月呢……）

这时军队决定把他改造成武器：
"Let me explain something to you, Mr. Scientist! We understand that the robot is from Japan! That means that the Japanese have more of them! And if the Japanese fabricates one of them into a weapon before we do..." （Yeah，"Super advanced robot, probably from Japan"）
"Jesus. It would be Pearl Harbor all over again."（珍珠港……只怕说者无心，听者有意吧）
"But worse. With robots."
于是军队就把Cartman给抓了。他被绑起来研究。
AWESOM-O, shackled onto a platform, is raised from a horizontal position to vertical.（竖着，和老威一样……）
“ What the hell?”
“What's going on?”
“It... powered itself back on.” （……）
这时Cartman只好坦白说自己是"alive”，却被Mr Scientist说是“robot AI THINK he's alive.”。
“I'm not a robot, dumbass! I'm alive! ”
“ What did you say?  ”
“I said I'm a real person, asswipe!”
“...Oh my God. “
“What's happening?”  
”The robot... It thinks it's alive. It's developed consciousness.” （”自主意识生命体“）
” What? How can that be?”  
”Your robot doesn't know it's a robot!“ ]

Micheal Bay这个quote太欢乐了。。。。

[ Last edited by guoherbert on 2007-9-13 at 12:42 ]

fuckinggod

这个 应该是米国大众的普遍认识  高智能机器就是日本产的 应该不存在出处引用什么的


还是魔兽那集好看  哈

riva

这集不够精彩