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31#
发表于 2006-8-30 19:41:07 | 只看该作者
Originally posted by brightking at 2006-8-30 19:03:
你们这群腐女啊……
讨论这种让人脸红的东西


你连H动漫图都发了,还有脸说别人==||||
32#
发表于 2006-8-30 19:52:30 | 只看该作者
http://analytic.e-ip.net/china/?id=1805
给腐女的分析测试
33#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-30 20:14:55 | 只看该作者
这我早测过了……..不是还有另一分析机是真分析腐的吗?
34#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-30 21:19:57 | 只看该作者
其实我一直没讲,惊天雷X闹翻天这个配对是循序渐进的,直到文末双方才坦承面对………….
这是两人误打断别人亲热被轰出来之后……..



"Thunder?"
"Yeah?"
"You alright?"
Thundercracker looked down at himself. "Singed. Nothing critical. You?"
"About the same," Skywarp said.
"Okay."
They looked at each other for a moment in silence.
"It's not over," Thundercracker said at last, almost inaudibly quietly.
"I can't believe it." Skywarp shook his head, slumping in defeat. "I thought it would all stop once we got rid of the Soultaker."
"I wonder how many others will have hangovers from it?" Thundercracker wondered worriedly.
"Most of us seem fairly back to normal. It's just Megatron and Starscream." Skywarp shuddered. "I can't believe it!"
"You already said that," Thundercracker pointed out.
"I know, but... I mean, in the corridor! Where anyone could have seen!"
"You ever known either of those two to care about something like that?"
Skywarp had to concede that. He nodded. "But even so. All this organic stuff. This - kissing. What's that about?"
Thundercracker frowned. "Well, it must have something to recommend it," he said eventually.
"What?!"
"If it didn't, they wouldn't do it, right?"
Skywarp took a step away from his friend. "Don't you go getting ideas too!" he exclaimed, optics widening in alarm.
"Warp, come here." Thundercracker reached out and grabbed the other Seeker. "Just to test a theory, okay -"
"No!"
"Come on, Warp. For me?"
They stared at each other. Finally Skywarp looked away. "All right. But only this once, get it?" Carefully, he stepped into Thundercracker's outstretched arms and allowed his friend's lips to touch his own.
There was a silence broken only by the small, silvery noises of metal on metal.
"Oh," Skywarp said faintly.
Thundercracker looked at him in concern. "Are you okay?"
"I..."
They looked at each other, neither wanting to be the first to voice the thought that hung between them.
"It might have... been some kind of fluke," Skywarp said eventually, shakily.
"I suppose..."
Skywarp could hear that his friend didn't believe it. "Thunder?" he managed almost inaudibly.
"Yes?"
"Can we - can we try that again?"
Thundercracker only nodded. Skywarp reached for him and pulled him close, and they tried it again.
This time, there didn't seem to be any reason to stop.
35#
发表于 2006-8-30 21:59:19 | 只看该作者
惊天雷居然反攻了闹翻天?我一直觉得F15里的除了红红就是小惊最小受了.这就是传说中的复黑小攻吗?不过,这两只真可爱.
36#
发表于 2006-8-31 08:39:18 | 只看该作者
虽然这两者都是在下非常喜欢的,是上网是关注的常驻户,可是把这俩联系在一起还真是……
37#
发表于 2006-9-1 11:27:24 | 只看该作者
对这配对不感兴趣,有没OP的?
配MEGA配MAGNUS配HOTROD配RODIMUS的都不错。
38#
发表于 2006-9-1 14:16:15 | 只看该作者
机器人搞在一起,金属的撞击声算不算噪音啊?腐女们没考虑到这点吗?哐铛哐铛的,可不唯美啊,呵呵.
39#
发表于 2006-9-1 15:07:32 | 只看该作者
Originally posted by 动感超人 at 2006-9-1 14:16:
机器人搞在一起,金属的撞击声算不算噪音啊?腐女们没考虑到这点吗?哐铛哐铛的,可不唯美啊,呵呵.

腐到TF上的腐女就不是那种只萌美型男的底等级同人女了,偶想听的就是那种哐铛哐铛的声音.而且,我认为TF的BL要的不是唯美,而是SM.
40#
发表于 2006-9-1 15:38:00 | 只看该作者
我认为……
N年前就是这么认为。
他们的H应该是“敞开心扉”彼此COPY对方所有数据。
这才相当于人类的“赤诚相见”。
而且,每个人都有隐私,这肯定不是像变形那样,随便谁与谁都有机会去观摩和接触的。能够彼此真正地深入对方的中央处理器全盘阅读和COPY,应该很YY的境界了吧?
COPY的过程感受……
如果想直观想象的话,可以拿移动硬盘把你主机程序全考一遍感受一下……
(别告诉我你电脑性能狂好,大量数据交换时候硬盘一点响动没有的,小红灯不亮的,质量略微次点或者性能低的不“滋嘎”的……COPY完毕硬盘不发热的……)
——我真是够腐的了……

PS:
之前在哪个帖子里看到说看到TF变形就相当于看到TF裸体的?
那我们这些观众不是成整天看毛片的了么?
TF不成超级限制级了?
老威有集被柱子强拧成枪握手里用,不是成了被强X了?!
荒谬的结论哦。不认同。
41#
发表于 2006-9-1 17:10:08 | 只看该作者
不过TF就算不变形,严格说也是裸体的……
42#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-9-1 17:37:01 | 只看该作者
啊就……..像我写的就真的是就拟人化的啦!就是除非是用什么其它器具的之类的,不然还是有所谓受入器什么的,嗯…….我正研究当中!!
另:玩BL我可不只玩惟美,我也搞兄贵的!!
43#
发表于 2006-9-1 20:23:12 | 只看该作者
Originally posted by Optimus·Prime at 2006-9-1 15:38:
我认为……
N年前就是这么认为。
他们的H应该是“敞开心扉”彼此COPY对方所有数据。
这才相当于人类的“赤诚相见”。
而且,每个人都有隐私,这肯定不是像变形那样,随便谁与谁都有机会去观摩和接触的。能够彼 ...

不然,霸天虎和汽车人的仇为什么会那么深?关系明洁,拼命一争.
44#
 楼主| 发表于 2006-9-1 21:03:12 | 只看该作者
那就代表…….他们鬼畜只是为了能互相夺取对方所有的资料?!把人家拼命扑倒只是为了得到情报吗?
45#
发表于 2006-9-1 22:14:47 | 只看该作者
Originally posted by brightking at 2006-9-1 17:10:
不过TF就算不变形,严格说也是裸体的……


不严格说也是裸体……
除了个别人,比如——通天晓……
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